Greetings from the Pizza Expo in Las Vegas! Jones went big and set up an amazing booth complete with the Jones RV. You can’t miss Jones presence at this show and the traffic to the booth has been amazing. We are meeting a ton of people who want Jones in their restaurants. Check the booth.
Pulling the RV into the convention center. Nice job Frankie!
Emily and Amanda discuss the finer points of their display..."the waterfall"
Minutes before the show...we prep for the crowds. Bring it.
Thanks to the team for rocking this show: Emily, Amanda, JG, SPF, Zac, Joth, Dave, Paul, Mike
Hey Folks…we like to step away from the soda thing and keep an eye on the world around us. Over the last couple of weeks we have been asking our fans to help our efforts to help the people of Haiti. We are asking for donations from people who stop by our HQ for free sodas on Friday and asking our online customers to add $1 to their cart that we will pass on to Doctors Without Borders. Please see http://www.myjones.com/store/new-items/haiti-donation.html for more information.
Jones Soda along with Snowboard Magazine, Ride Snowboards, Horizon Airlines, Mammoth Mountain and Skullcandy present:
Roadtrip Jones 2: The Quest for POW
CONTEST: Jan 19 – Feb 19, 2010
Every roadtrip is an adventure in the making and a story waiting to be told. Show us the best photos from yours, and you could win a trip for 2 to Mammoth Mountain plus a full snowboard gear + apparel setup from Ride Snowboards. Not to mention, your winning photo on thousands of bottles of Jones Soda across the country.
Your roadtrip can be whatever you want – a couple hours drive up to your local ski resort or an epic winter-long quest for pow. It’s up to you. Grab your board, skis, toboggan; it doesn’t matter what you ride. What matters is that you’re out there going for it.
To make things interesting, we’ve teamed up with Snowboard Magazine, Ride Snowboards, Skullcandy, Mammoth Mountain and Horizon Airlines on a bunch of cool prizes, and we’ll be heading out in the Jones Soda RV on a roadtrip of our own.
Your intrepid correspondent waded through the dangerous swamps at the Jones Soda World Headquarters in search of the odd and the arty. Here’s what he found:
OBJECT: Animatronic Flashlights
These funky flashlights came in handy for Jones’ Earth Day Event (see it at http://www.jonessoda.com/files/earth-day.php). They moo, roar, whinny and cluck when activated, turning every inconvenient power outage into a barnyard extravaganza!
Cute Nodding Cats...Hannah
OBJECT: Cute Nodding Cats
This triumvirate of nodding felines is supposed to be lucky, but Hannah tells your correspondent that, late at night, when Hannah is trying to finish her month-end reports, they tell her things. True, terrible things. She’s tried throwing them away—once she even threw them off the Bremerton ferry into the deepest part of the Sound—but they turn up back on her desk the next day like nothing’s happened.
Puffin d'art...the Operations Department
OBJECT: Puffin d’art
OWNER: the Operations Department
One of our vendors sends us a hand-carved bird every year. The puffin is a favorite. He turns up in the strangest places.
PUFFIN VS. DINO SMACKDOWN! TWO ENTER ONE LEAVES!
Tacos de los Muertos Taco Truck...Cory
OBJECT: Tacos de los Muertos Taco Truck
Embodying our love for taco truck in papercraft form!
Steve’s quite the Origami master, and he doesn’t mind sharing.
Paper Bag Guy...the Operations Department
OBJECT: Paper Bag Guy
OWNER: the Operations Department
The real brains behind Ops.
This being a soda company, though, mostly we decorate with bottles.
More Bottles...Pretty Near Everybody
OBJECT: More Bottles
OWNER: Pretty near everybody
More bottles, including our infamous 2006 Turkey and Gravy Soda.
Bottles a la Warhol...Your Humble Jones Photojournalist
OBJECT: Bottles a la Warhol
OWNER: Your Humble Jones Photojournalist
Who’s that handsome devil?
Thanks for joining us on our tour! Watch this space for more updates!
From Jones collector, historian and former employee Jason Hockney:
Who can forget FUN?
Jones Soda has had many, many… MANY flavors over the 13 or so years we’ve been around. We thought it’d be really fun to go through and show our adoring fans some of the rarest of the rare bottles, flavors and ideas that we’ve come up with throughout the years.
Our friend Pineapple Upside Down Soda
Old School Jones Juice...Fu Cran Fu
Also, it might be fun to let you folks in on a few inside secrets you might find on our bottles, both old and new. So without any further adieu, here are just a few random facts about Jones Soda Flavors, labels, people and bottles.
Sugar Free Ginger Ale...yum
- Jones’ first American address listed on the back of a Jones Soda Bottle was 4550 Birch Bay Rd, in Blaine, WA. There was never a Jones office in or near the town of Blaine, WA… but rather this was a PO Box that was close to the border of Canada. When Jones needed to collect bills from their American Distributing partners, they would have to cross the border and collect their mail and bring it back to the old warehouse/HQ in Vancouver, BC.
- On the back of a Jones Soda Bottle, the labels changed from saying “Urban Juice and Soda Co” to Jones Soda Co. in 1999. In 2006, the front of the labels changed wording from “Jones Soda Co.” to “Jones Pure Cane Soda.”
- When Jones Soda first began, there was only one contributing photographer, Victor John Penner, from Vancouver, BC. All of the “Original Six” flavors featured his photos. The idea to include submitted fans’ photographs wasn’t a fully realized production possibility until after the first run of Jones had begun.
- By last count, Jones Soda has released a total of over 150 Different flavors of product across 11 Different Brand platforms.
Jones Natural Soda
Jones Sugar Free (AKA Slims, AKA Zilch)
Jones Waters (AKA WAZU Water)
Whoopass Energy Drink
If you care enough, We want to know if you would like to see a blog dedicated SOLELY TO OLD, DISCARDED, “RETIRED” Flavors of Jones.. Any interest? You may even win some!
The second annual Grill Games took off this Wednesday at Jones Soda and spatulas were flying. Last year Eric, our operations wizard, won using trick machinery by smoking his pork in Battle Ribs, this year Battle Burger got underway and the kitchen (Webber grills on our roof) was heating up! But this would be no ordinary burger cook-off, the secret ingredient in every burger was Jones Soda! So who’s cuisine would reign supreme, well to decide that we invited a smattering of local celebrity judges:
Captain Sig Hansen: Discovery Channel’s Deadliest Catch Captain of the Northwest and Local BA
Erik “The Red” Denmark: Competitive eater and 8th place finisher in the annual Coney Island Nathan’s Hot Dog eating championship with 38 dogs in 10 minutes
Mark Wright: KCPQ 13 Fox TV Anchor
Brian Canlis: Co-Owner of Nationally Revered Canlis Restaurant in Seattle, WA
Luke and Jen: Host and Producer for 97.3 Kiro Radio’s show TBTL
Alexa: Jones STP Cycling Coach/Michael Jackson DJ
As our esteemed panel of Judges began to settle the Jones chefs got right to it and let me tell you the heat was on in Jones Chef Stadium. The roof of Jones is metallic silver so on a normal 80 degree such as Wednesday, it’s about 95 degrees while you’re leaning over a hot grill trying to create burger perfection. Nonetheless the battle for best burger was at stake and each chef was gunning for a year’s worth of bragging rights with a Grill Games Crown. Like clockwork burgers starting flooding towards the judges panel, spicy, cheesy, bacon-y, greasy, salty, onion-y, and peppery patties found there way one after another in front of our judges placed atop fresh baked ciabatta, brioche, and whatever else anyone could create. As the bevy of burgers continued to flood in the judges started to sit further back in their seat, loosening their belt loops, aside from Erik “The Red” Denmark who had worn elastic and finished every burger, side, and the majority of Captain Sig’s dinner as well. Slowly as stomachs settled and we provided several guest judges with Jones Antacid Flavor soda the grill smoke had cleared and our panel had made it’s decisions. The 2009 champion of the second annual Grill Games went to team Milberglar! Although fellow Jonesers wanted an appeal when they learned his secret ingredient used was Jones Soda water. Alas a victor was named and a crowd of Seattlites were fed glorious burgers until they hurt. Thanks again to Captain Sig, who endured numerous pirate comments and Discovery Channel-esque real time narrating as he ate his burgers, “A now let’s go to the Captain of the Northwestern, he looks sullen and full…will he be able to finish this last burger?!”. Thanks to Mr. Red who is going to come back and break the World Record for most 12 oz beverages consumed in 5 minutes! Thanks to Jen and Luke from 97.3 for rocking out with us, thanks to Brian Canlis who brought his culinary refined pallet to an event with a bunch of amateur chefs and made us feel special. Thanks to Mark Wright for swinging by and not only judging but covering the event, and lastly thanks to Alexa for training us for the STP only so we could eat a ton of burgers weeks later and get fat again!
In 1776 some BA dudes in wigs got together for the release party of the Declaration of Independence. Fast Forward to today and there’s still buzz about the declaration! Sit on that JK Rowling! So how should we celebrate? A series of controlled explosions, over-eating, leave work early two days prior to a holiday because you can, make sure to apply NO sunscreen so you can be that guy on Monday, wear red white and blue pants, listen to Lee Greenwood sing “God Bless the USA”, well if you have done at least one if not a combination of these things we at Jones salute you! Summer time is about the great outdoors, slip n’ slides, sneaking out, continually playing little league baseball against your own will, or forgetting everything you learned in school the year prior. So this 4th, in typical American fashion, try to do it all at once. Maybe that means sneaking out of your little league game on a slip n’ slide into The Great Outdoors. Or, maybe it means just taking it easy for a weekend, or maybe you should stop reading things at your computer and freaking leave!!! Either way, have a sweet ass 4th and if you’re looking for a tasty and mysterious summer flavored concoction grab some Jones Jumble on your way out.