The Future is Now! Gaba-bots

May 13th, 2009 by | Filed under Uncategorized.


Segway tossing out Free Jones Gaba!

Segway tossing out Free Jones Gaba!

In a city like Chicago you gotta make moves, yet moves can be tiring while rolling around a Jones Gaba Cooler barrel.  Sollution, hire a Jones Gaba-Bot to control it.  Constructing one of these is easy, just take a Jones Gaba Cooler barrell and mount it on a Segway!

Jones Gaba (not an energy drink) is our new tea-juice blend containing  Gaba (weird).  Gaba is a natural amino acid that occurs in your brain and increases your alpha brain waves.  More alpha brain waves creates a calming and focus in your body or a feeling of  in “the zone” .  This brain beverage is great for studying, gaming, or brief levitation.  It comes in 4 flavors: Nectarine, Fuji Apple, Grapefruit, and Lemon Honey Black Tea.

Citizens of Chicago, if this beverage peaks your interest, head to Wrigleyville before the Cubs game tomorrow and find the Gaba-bot  before it’s too late.  Rumor is Sweet Lou has 3 Jones Gabas before every game and that’s why he’s so calm.  Don’t believe me that Gaba works, check out our team at  Jones HQ playing MIND BALL!!!


Gabanator: Seek and Focus

Gabanator: Seek and Focus

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