The secret "How to get Jones Soda Stickers" page.

Do you want free stickers? Well, we want to help you out, without breaking the bank. In the past we were paying for the stickers and the postage – but it was getting a little pricey. Now we are willing to meet you halfway. You send us a S.A.S.E (that means you mail us a regular sized envelope with your return address on it and a stamp for 39 cents US, or 55 cents for Canada) and we send ya a few stickers. Bada bing, bada boom. Done. Follow these instructions, printed here in plain English for easy compliance:

1. Get an envelope.
2. Write your name and address on the middle of it like you were gonna mail it to yourself.
3. Put a stamp on it BUT don't seal it! This is your S.A.S.E.
4. Get another envelope.
5. Address it to:

Free Stickers!
Jones Soda Co.
234 9th Ave N
Seattle, WA 98109

6. Put the S.A.S.E inside this envelope.
7. Seal it and stamp it.
8. Mail it.
9. Wait in giddy excitement for your stickers.

Thanks and for the other requests… see below

PLEASE NOTE :

• We do not give away free samples – our product comes in glass containers which makes for a messy box at your doorstep… and kinda dangerous.
  
• We do not give away shirts, bottle caps, hundreds of copies of labels, refrigerators, cars, or anything else you might think of asking for.
  
• We do give away stickers – send the S.A.S.E and you will get stickers.