PHOTOESSAY: The Desk Tchotchkes of Jones.
Your intrepid correspondent waded through the dangerous swamps at the Jones Soda World Headquarters in search of the odd and the arty. Here’s what he found:

Animatronic Flashlights...Chas
OBJECT: Animatronic Flashlights
OWNER: Chas
These funky flashlights came in handy for Jones’ Earth Day Event (see it at http://www.jonessoda.com/files/earth-day.php). They moo, roar, whinny and cluck when activated, turning every inconvenient power outage into a barnyard extravaganza!

Cute Nodding Cats...Hannah
OBJECT: Cute Nodding Cats
OWNER: Hannah
This triumvirate of nodding felines is supposed to be lucky, but Hannah tells your correspondent that, late at night, when Hannah is trying to finish her month-end reports, they tell her things. True, terrible things. She’s tried throwing them away—once she even threw them off the Bremerton ferry into the deepest part of the Sound—but they turn up back on her desk the next day like nothing’s happened.

Puffin d'art...the Operations Department
OBJECT: Puffin d’art
OWNER: the Operations Department
One of our vendors sends us a hand-carved bird every year. The puffin is a favorite. He turns up in the strangest places.

PUFFIN VS. DINO SMACKDOWN! TWO ENTER ONE LEAVES!

Tacos de los Muertos Taco Truck...Cory
OBJECT: Tacos de los Muertos Taco Truck
OWNER: Cory
Embodying our love for taco truck in papercraft form!

Origami...LB
OBJECT: Origami
OWNER: LB
Steve’s quite the Origami master, and he doesn’t mind sharing.

Paper Bag Guy...the Operations Department
OBJECT: Paper Bag Guy
OWNER: the Operations Department
The real brains behind Ops.

Bottles...Everybody
OBJECT: BOTTLES
OWNER: EVERYBODY
This being a soda company, though, mostly we decorate with bottles.

More Bottles...Pretty Near Everybody
OBJECT: More Bottles
OWNER: Pretty near everybody
More bottles, including our infamous 2006 Turkey and Gravy Soda.

Bottles a la Warhol...Your Humble Jones Photojournalist
OBJECT: Bottles a la Warhol
OWNER: Your Humble Jones Photojournalist
Who’s that handsome devil?
Thanks for joining us on our tour! Watch this space for more updates!





