The Future is Now! Gaba-bots
Segway tossing out Free Jones Gaba!
In a city like Chicago you gotta make moves, yet moves can be tiring while rolling around a Jones Gaba Cooler barrel. Sollution, hire a Jones Gaba-Bot to control it. Constructing one of these is easy, just take a Jones Gaba Cooler barrell and mount it on a Segway!
Jones Gaba (not an energy drink) is our new tea-juice blend containing Gaba (weird). Gaba is a natural amino acid that occurs in your brain and increases your alpha brain waves. More alpha brain waves creates a calming and focus in your body or a feeling of in “the zone” . This brain beverage is great for studying, gaming, or brief levitation. It comes in 4 flavors: Nectarine, Fuji Apple, Grapefruit, and Lemon Honey Black Tea.
Citizens of Chicago, if this beverage peaks your interest, head to Wrigleyville before the Cubs game tomorrow and find the Gaba-bot before it’s too late. Rumor is Sweet Lou has 3 Jones Gabas before every game and that’s why he’s so calm. Don’t believe me that Gaba works, check out our team at Jones HQ playing MIND BALL!!!
Gabanator: Seek and Focus
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