You may have heard of "Elf on the Shelf".... well....
Jones has been an elf for the last 25+ years. While he might look sweet, and some might say delicious, Jones is really quite the a**hole. You can find Jones doing things like unrolling your whole T.P. roll, eating all the leftover pizza, knocking ornaments off the tree while climbing to the top to antagonize the angel, and many other shenanigans. Do you dare put Jones on your shelf?
