*NEW* JONES ON THE SHELF
*NEW* JONES ON THE SHELF
*NEW* JONES ON THE SHELF
*NEW* JONES ON THE SHELF
*NEW* JONES ON THE SHELF

*NEW* JONES ON THE SHELF

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You may have heard of "Elf on the Shelf".... well.... INTRODUCING.... *drum roll*

JONES THE ELF and his crew! What kind of escapades will they get into at your house this winter? 

Jones has been an elf for the last 25+ years. While he might look sweet, and some might say delicious, Jones is really quite the a**hole. You can find Jones doing things like unrolling your whole T.P. roll, eating all the leftover pizza, knocking ornaments off the tree while climbing to the top to antagonize the angel, and many other shenanigans. Do you dare put Jones on your shelf? *MINI ELF HAT INCLUDED WITH EVERY ORDER*

Narwhal is Jones' personal pet and always wants to join in his escapades but is oftentimes left out. He is very sweet, almost dog like, and would love nothing more than to be a narwhal. Jones, being the a**hole he is, likes to remind him that he is just a crocodile. Thankfully his taped-on horn gives him the confidence to express his true inner narwhal.

Frosty AF is Jones’ bestest friend. They are a SNOWTHEY, a gender-neutral snowperson. Frosty AF is very sassy and enjoys their time getting into hijinks with Jones. Frosty AF loves doing things like stealing hats from magicians and discrediting their work. Or throwing snowballs at people walking by and then pretending to be an inanimate snowperson.  Their catch phrase is “I don’t give a frosty F about anything.”

 

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